A humorous exchange overheard during tuck-in the other night at our house:

BB: I haven’t been skiing, but you have.

B: That’s not true, I saw a picture of you skiing before I was born.

BB: Oh, well that was cross-country skiing, I haven’t been down hill skiing and you have.

B: Oh . . . I want to try try cross-country skiing.

BB: OK

B: . . . Lets start with a small country.